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Disgruntled Christmas Embroidery

I love the holidays and family, but am not crazy about commercialism, and while I could frame it politically or from a feminist perspective, if I’m really being honest, I don’t like, basically, doing housework which I think the holidays involve way more housework and running errands than I am willing to buy into. But I like my family! And jokes, I like jokes and movies with jokes in them. So, some years ago I made these Christmas ornaments and sold them in the shop. They have some naughty swears in them, friends, so warning!


For a few years, I sold the completed ornaments in my shop, but I fell out of love with them. But not before I made a pattern!

Pattern for disgruntled Christmas embroidery
Here is a pdf version if you prefer!

.Christmas Ornament Party!

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